Friday, July 24, 2009

Ek Zardari ko Dekha to Aisa Laga...

HT printed some of Zardari jokes..LMAO! they are superfunny..the net is full of jokes on Zardari!

Here are some gems :D
Zardari and Corruption
Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai, Kyun Ki Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai
Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai, Kyun ki Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zardari Hai
Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hai, Kyun Ki Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

Zardari and Musharraf
Haqeeqat thi par,khuwab nikla,
dur tha par pass nikla, mein iss bat ko kya kahun,
Ye Zardari to Musharraf ka bi baap nikla.

Ek Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga...
Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taar, Jese khanjar ki dhaar,Jesey dozakh ki aag, Jesey zehrila naag, Jese garmi ki dhoop..

Zardari Aur Zarda
Zardari aur zarde me kya faraq hai ?
zarda wo hai jo khushi mei khaya jaata hai
zardari wi hai jo khushio ko kha jaata hai..

And my personal favourite...
Robber: Give me all your money!
Zardari: Don’t you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari!
Robber: Okay. Give me all my money!


  1. I believe that people who use foul language cover their own ignorance of the fact they have no moral compassion for the others around them in public. If you talk bad keep it to yourself. A lot of people don't care to listen to bad language. In politics, perhaps the most common form of character assassination is the spread of baseless allegations that what I am seeing nowadays against President Zardari. Anti-Pakistan elements are trying to malign Zardari for nothing but for their personal interests.

  2. For your very kind information, there are not baseless allegations..these are just jokes..Perhaps you don't realize that these are to be taken in good humour,by banning these jokes your Mr. Zardari has given a surge to these jokes.. Watch Jay Leno and see how America makes fun of its President..Stop curbing freedom of expression!

  3. i agree with Pankaj it called freedom of speech


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